I love to be silky smooth between my legs but I do not enjoy the pain and time necessary to go get my peach waxed. So I’ve found a two-step process that leaves me just as
smooth without having someone yank my pubes out by their screaming little follicles.
Yes. This is a different sort of post for me, but I just finished doing what I’m getting ready to describe and am now laying in bed, not sleepy, fingers occasionally brushing my silky skin, while I peck this out on my phone. (Forgive the possibility of more typos than usual.)
To achieve a smooth-as-waxed pussy you will need two products. One is a bottle of Nair. Yes. Nair. Yes. They still make it. Yes. It still smells… Nairish. Don’t get the fancy kinds. Stick to the basic bottle like the one below.
The second product you’ll need is a Schick Intuition razor. These bad boys are great. No shaving cream necessary. Just zip zap and you’re done. Yes. The giant moisturizing stuff around the razor is a tad different at first, but the results are amazing. And I have removed the razor and used the end as a sex toy when traveling and in dire need of an orgasm.
Now for the fun part—getting smooth.
Generously coat your bikini line and vajayjay with the Nair, being careful to not get it on the inner labia. I’ve done that. And trust me, you don’t want to experience the sensitive three hours that followed. A good rule of thumb is to keep the Nair about a 1/4-inch from either side of the center “slit”. Then wash your hands throughly and grab your phone and comment on blogs for the next eight minutes. Less than eight minutes and it doesn’t all come off. Go higher than ten minutes and your skin could be a tad tender later.
Once eight minutes has elapsed, wet a washcloth with lukewarm water and squeeze out excess. Then just wipe the hair away, rinsing the washcloth as needed. At this point one’s pussy should be very smooth except for the remaining hair around the center slit. So it’s time to adjourn to the shower.
Here’s where the Schick Intuition really shines. After letting warm water beat down on your nether regions to wash away every last trace of the Nair and to soften the remaining hair, separate your pussy lips and just run the razor down the lip in the direction of the hair growth. Rinse the razor and repeat on both sides until smooth. And viola! You’re done.
So why not just shave the whole thing? I’ve found that the Nair leaves me smoother for longer and I don’t end up with pesky, unattractive razor bumps when doing it this way.
So this completes my impromptu how-to guide. My smooth-as-silk pink peach and I are gonna turn in for the evening.