29 Sexy Questions

A cool writer I’ve just found (Back Door Press) stole this from LoveSexAndMarriage and I found it fun, so thought I’d steal it too. Enjoy!

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

Absolutely. And I have. Twice. Just guy friends though.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Yes, yes and yes. But I find 2:30 to 4:30 in the afternoon to be when I’m most ready for it. That also tends to be the time it’s the least available.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Depends on whether or not someone else is sharing the bed. When alone, I tend to sleep diagonally, taking up as much space as possible. When sharing, I tend not to sleep much. ;)

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No.

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yes to both. I’ve never had mediocre sex in the shower or tub. I’ve found that it’s either really, really good or really, really bad.

6. Do you watch/read pornography?

Yes to both, but infrequently. I watch if I need to get off in a hurry… two minutes and I’m good. Well written porn/erotica/steamy poetry works me up like good foreplay.

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Always aggressive. Nothing is nicer than being handled by someone who knows how. But go easy on the hair. I’m tender-headed.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

Love? Not yet. But I find several fascinating and a get a thrill when my favorites—those whose writing moves me, those who I feel like I “get” because of our similarities—like or comment on my posts.

9. Would you choose love or money?

Love. And pursuit of money can kill it quickly. I know.

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

I don’t think I’m particularly kinky actually. Sensual? Yes. A giver? Yes. Flexible? Yes. No gag reflex? Yes. But you better stay away from my back door. That’s sooo not happening. Thank you porn industry for putting that on every guy’s to-do list.

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

No. Does that mean I don’t have a good line or that I’m good at keeping people on the correct side of it?

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

On top of a picnic table. Actually I was sitting on the picnic table and he was standing… getting his shins hit by the bench seat. So maybe not that one. Hummm… the dock was nice. So was the kitchen, but neither really qualify as romantic. Hot? Oh yeah. I’d have to say the most romantic place was in a Charleston hotel. Not because of the hotel, even though it was lovely, but because of who I was with. Sigh.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

The Gulf of Mexico.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?

No.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Not intentionally. I’ve been to a bar just to get attention and it turned into that.

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Yes. Thanks to what I’ve been told are my “come-fuck-me eyes.”

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

No. And I don’t see it happening. I’m just too into guys.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?

No.

20. Had sex in a bathroom?

Yes, but not a public one.

21. Have you ever had sex at work?

Yes. I need to write about that one!

22. Bought something from an adult store?

I’ve actually never been in one.

23. Do you own any sex toys?

I have a back massager that I don’t use on my back. Wink. Wink.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Unless they’ve been deleted, there’s a couple of boob shots floating around.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

I tend to lean toward the Baptist definition that sex is anything that can get you knocked up. So no. Which is good… because I really like giving blow jobs and that keeps my partner number way down. And I’ve been told that I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, so I don’t think the “non-intercourse” partners are complaining.

27. What’s your favorite sexual position?

This is hard, because I like so many. If he’s a good size and can last, from behind is awesome. But I also like my ankles resting on a pair of nice shoulders. And on top so I can touch myself easily is damn good too. Don’t make me decide… please… : )

28. What’s your favorite sex act?

Sex. As in intercourse. In my vagina.

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

No.

34 thoughts on “29 Sexy Questions

  1. Loved your answers! #7 is hilarious and “suck a golf ball through a garden hose” … honey, you’re going to be well loved around here!

  2. I’m loving how much play this meme is getting! And yes, as Gill and LSAM said, you definitely fit right in. Can’t wait to read more!

    And I can’t believe of the 3 memes I’ve read all of you answered fav sex position the same, cuz guess what mine is?? Haha

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  4. How come, ladies are so conservative in india i dont know, my wife never allows me to do all these erotic acts. i like to give a gud cunniglitis, but she hates it

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