Right now. This very minute. I’m at work. I have long list of things that MUST be done today, and all I can think about is getting off. And I don’t mean at 5. It’s like the more stress I have the more I need the release. You could judge the deadline pressure by the wetness of my panties. And for some stupid reason I’m using three minutes to type this rather than reach up my skirt and fix things.
What I need is someone under my desk, taking care of things for me… because I really need both hands to get my work done.
Can you see that job posting? Wanted: Man with good hands and mouth. Must be able to fit in cramped spaces, work odd hours and be available at a moments notice. Should be able to spend an excessive amount of time on his knees.
What other abilities could we add to this “job description”?