Breaking News! Penises don’t exist! At least according to Thesauras.com. While working on an upcoming post I was grasping for a synonym for the male member other than the often used cock and dick. So I pulled up my online synonym producer, typed “penis” in the search bar and clicked enter. This came up.
What? No results. Oh… I’ll show you some results. My growing post on penis worship will just have to develop without their limp site.