Confession time. I am a shark week junkie. So between my favorite week in television and overload at work my posting has been slim. And I have lots to tell you! The Office Games have escalated, I’m now a fan of vibrators and my good girlfriend and I slept together. Ok. Ok. We passed out in my bed after a night out on the town. Sounded good though, right? Yeah. I just threw metaphorical chum in the blogging waters. But please hang with me until I can tell these tails properly.