I Watched Porn Tonight

Alone, in the dark, between my soft cotton sheets, I watch a faux redhead recline and attempt to look sexy. And maybe she does… to men. I use the high speed scrub to fast forward four minutes into the eighteen minute clip. Past the coy undressing. Past the obligatory mouthing of the starring cock. Woah. Is he going down on her ? Yes, yes he is. I will just pick up from here. Oh yes. Very nice. My slit moistens and I tease my rosy nipples to hot points of desire.

And scene change. Oh good. He’s sliding the cock in. I’m glad I don’t need to speed through a round of attempted deep throating. There we go. Classic in and out. Good rhythm. I have the sound off so there are no distracting noises.

My vibrator purrs against my clit.

Now they are changing positions. It’s okay… the camera is still focused on the action. God that looks like it feels good. Damn I need to be ridden like that. Heck, I could be ridden like that if I had just thought to text Lover earlier in the day. Why didn’t I think of it? Oh yeah. No time. What time is it? Damn. I need to get to sleep or getting up will be a real bitch tomorrow. Focus Marian. In. Out. In. Out. I up the power of the vibrator and lean into it. That’s some championship ball slapping right there. Oh… Ohhh… OHHH… Mmmmmmm. Yes. That was lovely.

There’s nine minutes left of the clip. I don’t bother fast forwarding to the end. I know he will come on her face. And I will cringe thinking, no! No! Don’t get it in her eye! That’s gonna hurt like hell and feel like pink eye for a day and a half! Trust me. I know this.

Good thing I didn’t text Lover. I’ll get more sleep this way. Maybe I’ll text Lover tomorrow.

56 thoughts on “I Watched Porn Tonight

  1. Don’t get it in her eye! That’s gonna hurt like hell and feel like pink eye for a day and a half! Trust me. I know this.

    Hmmmm. You’ve come on her face, enough to be know that if you get it in her eye it’ll feel like pink eye for the next day and a half? ;)

  2. I have to say that puts any one of my mastabatory posts to shame. I need to watch a little porn now.

    And I knew there was a reason I didn’t like the idea of cum on my face!

  3. This made me chuckle. I can’t do porn for all the cheesy build up. If I can just get the scene with the thrusting, I’d consider it more seriously. Did you finish? (that sounds weird to say, but I was curious. Lol)

  4. Marian you make me laugh. Love this post! I love how you get distracted. It’s not very enjoyable to be on the receiving in of that equation, but it spoke to me to know first hand how that can be. Also, I almost always turn the volume off and quite often will “fast forward” to the better parts. Which sounds like we agree on which parts are better.

  5. It hurts in the eye? Didn’t know that… Anyway I never underdtood the interest of cuming outside… Not huge fan of porn though… But some strike a particular cord to me, like fetichism, light BDSM or… some gay or shemale porn… :-)

  6. I prefer the real thing as well of course, but this did make me giggle . . . and then “play” . . . I didn’t have to fast-forward!!! Loved it Marian . . . and, yes, do tell about the sequel!!

  7. Haha, I can’t watch most porn, and I definitely can’t listen to any of it. I checked into a hotel room once and the couple in the next room were howling and pounding the bed into the wall and all that. Biggest turn-off ever. We left and came back later, but it was no use. The sounds were already associate with the bed and the smells and there was no way I was getting over it.

  8. Sounds like an enjoyable evening to me. Funny how the mind wanders, even as the hands wander. Sometimes if that happens to me, I find if I remove the vibrator completely, enjoy a moment or two of idly roaming hands while my mind chews over the strange, invading thought for a minute or so, and resume I enjoy the break and cum even harder!

  9. You’ve been nominated! (Because you’re awesome!)

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