I’m overwhelmed with work today but didn’t want to leave you all wondering how last night went so I asked the Woodsman to tell the tale…
I stilled my trembling hands, took a deep breath and said, “not tonight, love.”
Marian arched her back toward me, inviting… presenting.
“There is a human limit, even for me. Do you remember how many times I came?”
“A few. There were four yesterday and two tonight. It wasn’t holding back; each and every time I gave it everything I had. Remember what happened when I thought you were swearing at me?”
She didn’t say anything. Her mischievous, satisfied smile spoke volumes.
“Ok, fine. I’ll just say it: I’m utterly spent. You’ve done the nigh-impossible; I’m completely drained and I can barely move. Your ass stays pristine tonight, princess.”
I didn’t think the smile could get wider and more playful, yet it did as she nestled up against me…
In other words, the Woodsman ran out of wood.
Yes, I’m very pleased with my punny pun.