The Ethics of Masturbating at Work

As I sit primly at my desk, physically edging, plotting ways to have a release, it occurred to me… Is it ethical to masturbate at work?

Is it ethical to masturbate at work? I bite my pen and wonder.

Is it ethical to masturbate at work? I bite my pen and wonder.

I use the term ethical loosely, for I’m no philosopher. But really… wouldn’t it benefit employers to approve of getting one’s self off during business hours? Given the right stimuli, it only takes a few minutes and the stress-reducing aftereffects last for hours.

And when the need is raw and exposed… like now. And I am not able to focus on work because of it, surely the right thing to do is take matters into my own fingers. Flicking quickly, enjoying the silky wetness I produce, feeling my arousal go from warm to searing, I take myself to the brink. Yes. This is ethical.

Afterwards, the perfume of my sex lingers on my fingers. And I’m calmer, but not sated. No… it takes more than masturbation for that.

 

42 thoughts on “The Ethics of Masturbating at Work

  1. Always good for a smile and a hot thought or two… hundred when I see your posts come through. Thanks for the image, I may have to lock the door to my office and contemplate….

  2. I’m doubtful if I’ve ever considered whether or not it’s ethical or not, I’ve just gone ahead & done it! Hahaha!
    The sheer distraction from the supposed tasks at hand, the undeniable urge to partially sate the roar from within. It’s not a dilemma for me, it’s more a matter of how long I can hold out before I sneak away for that sweet undeniably orgasmic release with wet slick fingers….& then get back to work, after washing my hands of course!, able to refocus on what I’m actually paid to do! ;)

  3. The few times I’ve been directed to masturbate at work, I’ve had the same sort of thoughts…is it ethical? What if someone found out? And then I grin like the sassy girl I am, and do it anyway…because if I can’t take a power nap in my office to re-charge, I can at least do this. :)

  4. I’m skeptical. It seems like it might fall under the eating-in-class category where if you didn’t bring enough for the whole class, the teacher is going to take it way from you. However, a quote from When Harry Met Sally rings appropriate… “I’ll have what she’s having.”

  5. You make discussions centered on the workplace sexy, Marian.
    Well done!
    As for me, well, I work in an environment filled with cougars, hot young chicks, hookers, strippers and the occasional porn star…
    What else is there to say?

  6. If your mind is really going to that place and the only way to actual be productive is by taking care of yourself, then I dont really see and ethical problem :)

  7. I never thought about the ethics, I just miss the days of a private office and the ability to get off at work if I so desired. Which might have happened a time or two ;-)

  8. Who cares about ethics,if you can do it discretely I say go for it,it’s great to relieve stress and also imagine texting your partner “Honey I just masturbated because I thought about you’,that could make for some fun when you got home..

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