How to Get a Perfectly Smooth Pussy without Waxing

I love to be silky smooth between my legs but I do not enjoy the pain and time necessary to go get my peach waxed. So I’ve found a two-step process that leaves me just as
smooth without having someone yank my pubes out by their screaming little follicles.

Yes. This is a different sort of post for me, but I just finished doing what I’m getting ready to describe and am now laying in bed, not sleepy, fingers occasionally brushing my silky skin, while I peck this out on my phone. (Forgive the possibility of more typos than usual.)

To achieve a smooth-as-waxed pussy you will need two products. One is a bottle of Nair. Yes. Nair. Yes. They still make it. Yes. It still smells… Nairish. Don’t get the fancy kinds. Stick to the basic bottle like the one below.

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The second product you’ll need is a Schick Intuition razor. These bad boys are great. No shaving cream necessary. Just zip zap and you’re done. Yes. The giant moisturizing stuff around the razor is a tad different at first, but the results are amazing. And I have removed the razor and used the end as a sex toy when traveling and in dire need of an orgasm.

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Now for the fun part—getting smooth.

Generously coat your bikini line and vajayjay with the Nair, being careful to not get it on the inner labia. I’ve done that. And trust me, you don’t want to experience the sensitive three hours that followed. A good rule of thumb is to keep the Nair about a 1/4-inch from either side of the center “slit”. Then wash your hands throughly and grab your phone and comment on blogs for the next eight minutes. Less than eight minutes and it doesn’t all come off. Go higher than ten minutes and your skin could be a tad tender later.

Once eight minutes has elapsed, wet a washcloth with lukewarm water and squeeze out excess. Then just wipe the hair away, rinsing the washcloth as needed. At this point one’s pussy should be very smooth except for the remaining hair around the center slit. So it’s time to adjourn to the shower.

Here’s where the Schick Intuition really shines. After letting warm water beat down on your nether regions to wash away every last trace of the Nair and to soften the remaining hair, separate your pussy lips and just run the razor down the lip in the direction of the hair growth. Rinse the razor and repeat on both sides until smooth. And viola! You’re done.

So why not just shave the whole thing? I’ve found that the Nair leaves me smoother for longer and I don’t end up with pesky, unattractive razor bumps when doing it this way.

So this completes my impromptu how-to guide. My smooth-as-silk pink peach and I are gonna turn in for the evening.

Cheers y’all.

81 thoughts on “How to Get a Perfectly Smooth Pussy without Waxing

  1. brilliant of course! and after the second or third day, make sure you use a sugar scrub to stave off ingrown hairs and moisturize lovingly with a body butter like naked body butter by bliss ;)

  2. I looked for a razor emoji, but couldn’t find one. Haha

    For me, Nair is too strong; my skin doesn’t fully recover. I use a man’s quintuple blade on my peach and I LOVE it. I never get ingrown hairs from it which is totally shocking to me because I was the queen of ingrown hairs when I was married. But I’m with you: the pain of waxing is horrendous!!

  3. Ok, so there’s no magic wax that doesn’t hurt, but there are technicians in the world who know what the hell they’re doing (that’s in reference to Cara’s comments above). That being said, I’ve burned myself in the most innocent of places with Nair, so I’m gonna stick with my monthly wax. If I didn’t think I’d hurt myself, I might give your method a try. :)

  4. Nair!? My sensitive skin breaks out just thinking about it. I do, however, go through the ritual of waxing whenever I can. The more you do it, the more your body learns to tolerate it. A good wax artist will give you a few little distracting taps just after the big yank to wake up those endorphins. Even if it hurts it’s worth it to me because I looooooooove touching my soft smooth skin – could do for hours! Shaving (and Nair on my legs) leaves me with red bumps that just won’t quit. But if the Nair works for you, great! You’re saving tons of $$$.

  5. Vajayjay ?????? I have a friend who refers to it as her “fandango” Another who calls it her “dingo” and yet another who who simply says “down in the suburbs” I have problems keeping a straight face. Whatever happened to romance lol ?

  6. Holy cow that worked so good, I can’t stop touching myself. It’s so soft my boyfriend loves it to be says I’ve never waxed and now I’ll never have to!! God it’s so smooth!!

  7. You are an absolute goddess! Have a date tonight with a gent who is always well man-scaped and I wanted to go baby butt smooth without the ouch-bleeding-stop-hurting-me waxing process. You came to my rescue and it worked like a charm! THANK YOU! What good vanity karma you have :)

  8. I’m scared to use Nair because I have super sensitive skin and I used Nair once under my arm pits. So I’m can just imagine putting it on my vag. What should I do as an alternative?

  9. would you happen to know if this is ok for a man to use on his privates because i would like for my husband to use it on his front and back but he hates shaving down there :-)

  10. Good ideas but it as a caution on the nair bottle it says not for the pubic area. I don’t think its safe so I wuuld not take the chance. But that razor work like a charm. ;)

  11. Yes I did try this process and my pussy was almost 100% smooth except I was left with ingrown hairs and bumps(like irritation from previous saving a week or 2 ago) how
    Do I get rid of these?

  12. The year was 1966. I was a 11 years old, ” Yes, I’ll admit it, I’m 60 years old.” I started noticing this fine, brown in color, kind of fuzz growing on my peach. I left it alone. Then, as time went by. I started noticing it getting darker in color and thicker and coarser. It looked all ugly and disgusting to me. I figured, ” “Hey, I’m going to get rid of this, right now.” So I grabbed some my dad shaving cream and a razor that my mother used on her legs and went to town.
    “There, back just the way I used to be.”

    In a few days. It started coming back.

    I repeated the process every time it came back.

    My dad must have thought ” Geez, my shaving cream seems to be disappearing awfully fast.”

    Over the years I have tried many methods of getting rid of the hair down there. I tried various methods of shaving, with the growth, against the growth, side to side, electric dipilators, creams, even waxing. I liked The Look of waxing. So that became my meathod of getting rid of the hair down there. This starred becoming expensive. I saw online in article about the sugaring technique. I was intrigued. I started using this meathod for the last few years.

    I saw your article thought I’d give it a try. I just loved the results. I will recommend it to everyone I know.

    To answer the question, yes, yes we older girls do it to, as for me, I guess you can say, I never really had hair and I never will.

  13. hi. i saw there’s a nair hair remover for bikini, arms and underarms. do you think it will work the same as the one you’re using which is for the legs and body? I really want to try your suggestion but i have a sensitive skin and I’m scared that it would irritate my skin. so i was thinking if you had tried the nair for bikini?
    thankyou!

  14. Seriously, thank you for being so REAL about this, I also like the fact that you aren’t ashamed of what’s natural. I’m getting married in a couple months and I’ve been dreading getting a Brazilian, and since I am a Muslim, I can not go to a specialist to do it, I must do it myself. I have tried doing it but it is crazy painful. You genuinely helped me and I am very thankful for you and for your post. My future husband will also be very thankful ;)

  15. Hi, I’m not sure if this question had been answered but what about the hairs around your back end, how do you get rid of them?

  16. I’ve been told that using Nair on your vajayjay is not a good idea so why do you say it is does it burn will it cause any rashes

  17. You rock! Worked perfectly! Finally at 51 yrs of age, I have found an easier way to a smooth vag!!! I love the way you don’t beat around the bush (no pun intended) by calling it “bikini area” or “private parts” or even “vajay”!!! It’s a Pussy dammit or Vag if you will!
    You are my hero and I bow to your greatness!!

  18. So me and my boyfriends 3 year anniversary is coming up. And i was just NOT tryna spend that much to get waxed again. But who doesn’t love the waxed feel? So I just had to look up other methods, you are a goddess. Lol thank you!

  19. Thanks for this, I’ll try it. Few questions tho. How often do you have to do it? And how often do you have to buy a new razor?

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