me: I love kitchen sex
him: I don’t think I have ever had kitchen sex
me: It’s delicious
him: Shall I take you from the rear up against the island?
me: Mmmm. Yes… So I can hang on tight as you bang me against the cabinetry
him: What else can we do in the kitchen?
him: I was thinking more along the lines of having you splayed spread-eagle on a cold granite counter as I ate you out slowly with my mouth and fingers.